Free Best Man Speech | Funny stories to tell

The Best man has a certain responsibility to bring to a wedding celebration, that is humor and the ability to tell a funny story or two in his best man speech. To obtain a full guaranteed workable best man speech template visit www.the-best-man-speech.com
Below is an extract funny story template that you could use in your Best man speech or read just for motivation to think of something that may be more relevant to your friend. But remember these words of caution. Any story you tell must be suitable to the audience and must not compromise the grooms relationship with the bride or any of his family (new or old).

I have known _(grooms name)__ since we were in primary school. He has been a loyal, kind and entertaining friend. I remember when we first began hanging out after school, we would walk to the park on the way home, from which his parents would pick him up every school day. I used to walk home, so I left when I wanted and took as much time as I wanted. __(Grooms name)__ on the other hand was always there at the park punctually. Many a time a conversation was cut short, by his parents collecting him from the designated spot at said designated time. Alas that is one of the few memories of  _(grooms name)__ being punctual, because it seems shortly after those few years punctuality fell off the important list. For those that know _(grooms name)__ well, you must have at least encountered the phenonmenon of __(grooms name)__ Time. __(grooms name)__ Time in its most concise definition is “ a separate time scale used by a Mr __(grooms full name)__”. Examples of this range between _(grooms name)__ arriving 30 min – several hours late for an agreed time. At some stage our group of friends got so fed up with _(grooms name)_ turning up soo late we secretly began revealing a separate time for _(grooms name)__ knowing he would be late, for instance if we were to meet at 7.30, we would tell _(grooms name)_ 7. He would still turn up late, just not as late. I must say that in the last few years __(grooms name)_ has turning up on time, I’m sure from __(brides name)__ influence. But occasionally the old _(grooms name)__ slips out of the confines, and he doesn’t make it somewhere anywhere near the time prescribed. As the groomsmen, we couldn’t let this happen today so we set his watch an hour ahead just to be sure the Groom made it to the wedding before the bride.

American bucks party | Bucks party rules for the best man

There are certain things that the best man has to do in his role. These responsibilities include holding on to the wedding rings, preparing the groom for the wedding, transport the groom to the wedding, make a best man speech at the wedding reception and the all important preparation of the bucks night.
In America, bucks parties are a rite of passage for all men getting married. It doesn't matter if it is their first marriage or their 10th marriage, all grooms should have at least a best man and that best mans duty is to organise the bucks night celebrations.
Some important tips for a best man when organising a bucks party is:

1) No girlfriends or female friends are to be invited except for the topless waitresses and strippers.

2) Invite only close friends of the groom and keep it to no more than 30/40 guests maximum.

3)Organise a full day of events planned. I.e golf, bowling, go-karting, fishing and ensure that the people that can participate during the day use a minibus/hired bus as everyone  especually the buck would be drinking between activities.

4)In the evening have a Bbq at some bodys house /apartment and get the buck drinking more.

5)Have the serious speeches and serious joke speeches done before the strippers arrive and while the buck is still coherent.

6) Organise a funny outfit for the buck to wear for the rest of the night. But have one of the strippers do this. She will undress the buck and re-dress the buck in the outfit.

7) Have the stripper do the show and then afterwards organise her to wash the foam and creams off of him in the shower but as you are the best man make sure that he still has underpants on and request that she does nothing else.

8) Afterwards go out to party some more on the town and even taking the buck to a strip club is also acceptable when everything else closes.

9) Do not publish risky photos of the night on facebook and do not talk about the bucks party in your best man speech at the wedding reception.

When your the best man you must realise that not many men actually get the opportunity to be a best man in their lifetime.
It is a privilege and an honour to hold this title so do not stuff it up.